Also, sorry I can't stop wearing these sandals. I actually even bought a backup pair for when I wear these out. They're SO FREAKING COMFORTABLE. And they're sparkly, and they go with everything, and they look exactly like those crazy expensive Cole Haan ones from a few seasons ago. I know we all kind of wear the same things sometimes, but these babies are worth it. Buy them and then send me cupcakes as a thank you.
Also also, if I still have green nail polish tomorrow, reach through your screen and pimp slap me.