Monday, April 8, 2013

OOTD | Hey Baby

Top: Kohl's | Jeans: Gap | Shoes: Ivanka Trump Annulia | Watch: Fossil

OKAY GUYS. Blurry phone pics and demon dogs in the background aside, I'm in a hurry and I need your help. I need your greatest pickup lines. The weirder the better. I need 200 of them by Saturday and I'm 60 short and I think I've already exhausted the internets.

WARNING... NOT FOR THE FAINTHEARTED. OR EASILY OFFENDED. So really if you follow this blog you're probably fine.

A sampling:

Hey baby, you remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on all of the furniture in my apartment.

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Excuse me, my friend is so embarrassed - she wants your number so she knows how to get ahold of me in the morning.

Baby, I must be using Apple Maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

What's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Baby, do you like Pokemon? Because you woke up the Snorlax in my pants.



...and so on. Hit me with ya best shot, kiddos. For 'merica!
(And yes, I'll for sure post the full list once it's done, because this is a resource everyone needs.)

13 comments

  1. the only one I have is "how much does a polar bear way? ....enough to break the ice" but that one is lame.

    and what in the world do you need thse for?!

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  2. Those are dirty but pretty darn funny. The worst I ever got was a guy looking at the tag in my shirt they saying, "oh, I thought Angels were on,y made in heaven???"

    Ginny
    mynewfavoriteoutfit.blogspot.com

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  3. For math nerds: "I wish I was a derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curve."

    I had way too many engineer friends in college! And I second the question of what are these for??

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  4. did you sit in a pile of sugar?

    ...because you have a sweet ass.

    [works 60% of the time, every time!]

    -natalie-
    www.thesecondbestblog.com

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  5. The best one ever used on me: "Hey that shirt is really becoming on you... Of course, I'd be coming if I was on you too"

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  6. my best friend is the QUEEN of pickup lines. this one is her favorite..."Hey, are you a baker? Because you have great buns."

    Also, go to take a picture of someone and when they ask why you're taking it say, "How else am I gonna prove that I found the 8th wonder of the world?" :p

    -Jenna Brianne
    wearablefunfashion.blogspot.com

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  7. You must be Jamaican because jamaican me crazy

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  8. Hahaha these are all hilarious! Especially love the apple maps one hehe. I can't remember any good ones to contribute but can't wait to read them all! :)

    life-etcblog.blogspot.com.au

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  9. OMG! You crack me up!!! I love the ones you got so far!

    xoxo
    Melanie

    Melanie: My Style Reflection

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  10. "Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you're causing an uprising in my district."

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  11. OMG I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU POST THE FULL LIST. WAITING IMPATIENTLY NOW.

    And sorry, no pickup lines to add. I'm boring.

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  12. haha...oh man. I wish I had some to offer!!
    BTW cute look. LOVE the shirt!
    xo,
    nancy

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  13. love the yellow top and pointy toe shoes :-)
    stopping by from the because shanna said so link up.
    www.not-going-out-like-that.com

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