Tuesday, February 5, 2013

OOTD | Snake in the Grass

Sweater: Target | Pants: Zara | Shoes: Nine West Booboo | Scarf: Target | Bullet necklace: ASOS

Bought these pants at Zara this weekend while visiting my roommate. Because who can say no to leathery olivey python-ey goodness in angsty zippered form?! Not this girl.

When I was little, I put a toy rubber snake and in my dad's shower. (I took a lot of joy in exploiting his only known fear.) He almost slipped and died trying to sprint out to the garage and get a shovel to kill it. Another time, on a canoe trip, I talked a friend into putting a baby snake in his beer cooler. It tried to bite him.

Let's get something straight. I don't kill my own spiders. I don't enjoy the dark. I'm pretty sure the only time I was ever brave (or a wannabe criminal mastermind) as a child was when I was plotting against dad. So this outfit's to you, oh slayer-of-plastic-snakes. Thanks for resisting the urge to use that shovel on me instead.


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  1. Bahaha that's so mean/hilarious! Your poor Dad! I think you're better off sticking with those awesome pants :)

    life-etcblog.blogspot.com.au

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    1. I knowwww.... the man dealt with a lot ;)

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  2. Haha you are horrible!

    But I LOVE this outfit! You look amazing!

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    1. Truly I was! And I mean, I was the biggest pansy ever. Clearly I made other people do my bidding

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  3. oh my! I hate snakes too and if there were ever one in my house, I think I would die of a heart attack...for sure.
    These are amazing pants, perfect outfit and you look gorgeous!

    XO, Gina
    http://classyeverafter.blogspot.com

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    1. Oh I freak out when I see a snake. I panic. I think I know where I get it from... coughDadcough ;)

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  4. your dad sounds awesome! one of my aunts is terrified of spiders, so i used to put those little halloween spider rings all over her car when i was little. tiny menaces, we were. ps. i love what your hair is doing.
    xo
    writeslikeagirlblog.blogspot.com

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    1. Hahaha we were eeeeeevil! At least your spider rings didn't bite :)

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  5. Those pants are AWESOME! And you're hair looks great too!

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    1. Thanks girl! The pants are my new favorite thing in the world.

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  6. Absolutely LOVE those Zara pants, the zipper details are just too cute!

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    1. I knowww... they were far too much money but I could NOT walk away. I couldn't.

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  7. Those pants are SO amazing! I love everything about them, the color, pattern, and zippers! And your hair is playful too...all together, 2 thumbs up!

    LOL on the dad!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.blogspot.com

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    1. You should FEEL THEM! Seriously all day I had people coming up to me rubbing my pants. Which could have gotten weird but luckily I have cool friends.... ;)

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  8. you are evil.

    love that.

    also your hair: pure volume. How did you do this? Why aren't you showing us all of your hair tricks?!

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    1. You should have seen what I did to my mother one year on April Fool's Day. But that's another story for another time...

      I HAVE NO HAIR TRICKS! But for you I'll work on a post, ok? I'm afraid you might be reallyreally disappointed in me.

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