Monday, January 21, 2013

30 for 30 | 15: My Little Pony

Shirt: Old Navy | Pants: Target | Flats: Ivanka Trump Annulia | Necklace: F21

The original version of this outfit included my hot pink sweater over this shirt. And if you elongated my body by 7 inches and added crazy heels and made my face look 22 days shy of 25 instead of barely legal to drive, you'd probably see that outfit pop up on some street style blog during fashion week.

The picture I took of that outfit, sans 7-inch growth spurt and designer shoes and the face of a grown ass woman, will remain sealed until at least 60 years after my demise.

Until dressing like a My Little Pony/Christina Aguilera's hair extensions turns into a thing or I stop getting carded to buy spray paint and R-rated movies, we're gonna have to settle for this outfit. But the rest of you should feel free to try it so I can have one of my semi-frequent emotional meltdowns over the things you guys can rock that I just can't. Like full skirts and cropped jackets and rompers.

So we'll just chalk today up to being a lesson, or as my mom would call it (and as she did, in fact, call every single embarrassing moment of my childhood - there were many) a "character builder." And a reminder that just because Suri Cruise makes it look good doesn't mean it's going to end well for me.

Also, if you couldn't tell, the "painting my nails" resolution is failing. BUT I did get a pedicure so I'm only a half failure. 
My parents are so proud.

Come back this afternoon for two ways to wear animal prints and plaid - you guys know I'm a fool for that combo.

22 comments

  1. now following your blog :) I'm so glad I found it, I'm loving your outfits!

    xo-ally
    sunnysweetheart.com

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    1. Thanks so much Ally! Glad you found us :) and yes I think I will refer to my clothes as part of a "we" ;)

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  2. If you dont stop listing what other bloggers can and YOU can't I will kick your lovelly A§$ ;-). You rock those Leopard pants my lil tiger MIAUH.
    that soft pink is so flattering with your teint and YEAH for a super cute Sam smile.

    www.fleurani.blogspot.de

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    1. Well since you'd have to come on over here to kick my ass I say BRING IT! :P

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  3. This outfit is darling. Super super cute. <3 And I hardly believe there isn't anything you can't rock! Though I will say I reckon you look about 16 without makeup on. WHICH IS A GOOD THING, SAM. A GOOD THING.

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    1. Is that like the "you'll appreciate it when you're older" line?!?!

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  4. Fun combo, I wouldn't have put these colors today, but I like how it looks. I also hate that I can't pull of some trends, like skinny jeans with heels. If I wanted to always look short and squatty, that's how I'd do it. Also, you leopard, lumber jack biker is still one of my favorites. I'm fact I think I'll pin it, you saw I drank the kool-aid and joined Pinterest huh? Only like three years late.
    Ginny
    mynewfavoriteoutfit.blogspot.com

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    1. I am SO proud of you. I saw you and I thought it was some kind of early April Fools joke!

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  5. i love this look!

    and yeah, right ... show me an outfit you can't rock and i'll punch my face.

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    1. haaahahahaha come over some time, I'll show you my bloopers. I'll keep an ice pack handy for your face!

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  6. Gah, I need a pair of leopard print pants in my life!

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  7. This is my favorite outfit so far from your 30x30!! I LOVE the color of your blouse and those pants!

    -Jenna Brianne
    wearablefunfashion.blogspot.com

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  8. I think this outfit is super fun! That necklace is awesome, and can we talk about those pants?! I mean, I wish I could wear those!!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.blogspot.com

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    1. I bet you CAN wear those... they're just pants! :)

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  9. "Christina Aguilera's hair extensions turns into a thing"

    *spitting out water at screen*

    hahahahahahahAHAHA. I am dying.

    ok back to the clothes. you know I'm way too much of a chicken to wear leopard pants BUT....I love this outfit. the pink is adorable with it.

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    1. Apologize to your screen for me ;) and now I'm finding you leopard pants. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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  10. Loving this combo!!! I need those pants & I beat myself up over not buying them when they were on the racks! :-/ You look gorgeous!

    xoxo
    Melanie

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    1. I passed on them until it was too late, then I went home and while my mom and I were in Target there was ONE LAST PAIR in my size on clearance. It was fate.

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