Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Eighties Aerobics Instructor Does Business Casual

Top: Equipment | Pants: Victoria's Secret via MJR Sales | Shoes: Pour la Victoire | Earrings: F21 | Watch: Fossil | Cuff: Anthropologie

New shoes are to me what beer goggles are to normal people - they make me do things I never would have otherwise. Badabing! Seriously though. They show up in the mail, I pee a little, I blame it on the dog, the postman backs away slowly and I make every elementary school teacher I ever had roll over in their classrooms as I sprint to the bedroom with my scissors.

I had to work today, but lime green wedges were happening. A less emotionally compromised person may have worn a neutral top, but this shirt fell off the hanger and landed on my feet and the green and purple just looked so happy together that I couldn't in good conscience break them up. First mistake. 

Coral lipgloss was the logical next step. If justice truly did exist in the world, at this point there would have been a 2013 Nissan Altima honking outside my window. Only after I looked in the bathroom mirror at the courthouse did I realize that neon-ish colors are dangerously eighties when paired with black pants and a bun. Good thing no one had any hand weights or a scrunchy handy or I may have given Richard Simmons circa 1975 a run for his money.

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